This is going to sound like I'm drunk (which I won't be for at least a few more hours), but wouldn't it be awesome to be a Yoshi? I was just playing through Smash Bros, and I couldn't help but notice how a Yoshi looks cool using any kind of item, from the Beam Sword to the Ray Gun. And the colors! No bland grey scale for these guys! Not to mention that they have the potential to be great heroes or sidekicks, and in either role they're awesome. And eating fruit all day sounds like fun to me. So if anyone has tickets to Yoshi Island, send them my way!

While we're on this subject, let's talk about the Pink Yoshi. Why does every one assume that Pink Yoshi is a girl? If Bret Hart taught us anything, it's that pink is a manly color, and that if a male Yoshi wants to be pink, that should be his right as a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom. In fact, my new favorite character in Smash Bros. is indeed the Pink Yoshi, just to spite the masses. And trust me, there's nothing more satisfying than going up against pretty boy Marth or Pit, or the big manly Snake and Cpt. Falcon, and beating them with a Pink Yoshi.

Don't worry, Yoshi Hart, you will always be the best there ever was....

On a completely complete aside note: Boy, do I dislike massive egos in group projects. There's no "I" in "Team!" Other wise, it would be "Tieam" and it's not.